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Answer the question above then ask another for the next poster. Has to be something related to porn or sex.
(ie: last doujin you read, would you ever, what's your favorite, etc)

Question: Which is hotter, an innocent loli or a slut loli?

Never had anything in my asshole before.

What was the most ejaculations produced in one day (time in-between when you woke up and went to sleep)? For females orgasms in one day?

What was the most ejaculations produced in one day (time in-between when you woke up and went to sleep)? For females orgasms in one day?

13. I had some serious friction problems by the end of that day.

What's the most public place you've had sex?

Mine was in Fitzroy gardens. Some jogger douchebag was actually taking pictures with his phone.

What's the most public place you've had sex?

On the street at night.
Drunk fapping. #YOLO

Q: What is the biggest object you've ever shoved up your asshole?

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On the street at night.
Drunk fapping. #YOLO

Q: What is the biggest object you've ever shoved up your asshole?

A: Havent had anything up there that I know of i think..... lol Nah for real nothing been up there

Q: What is your most embarrassing masturbation moment or situation?

Q: What is your most embarrassing masturbation moment or situation?

A: Having my grandmother wake me up fussing about a used condom she found floating in the toilet one morning. I had 'used' it the night before and didn't make sure it flushed before going to bed. Fortunately, I had two other cousins there (one being a girl) so she couldn't really prove it was me. Never tried flush condoms again, buoyant fucking things.

Q: What's your favorite body part?

Q: What's your favorite body part?

I like it when people play with my hair.
For others, the body part depends on the girl, but in general it's the ass.

Skinny, fit, or curvy?
young 16-23, middle 24-32, or older 33-50?

young 16-23, middle 24-32, or older 33-50?

None of the above :3

Q: What is the longest time you've ever had something up your asshole?

toilet paper a few secs

Q: Why is lolicon of sin so obsessed with other ppls assholes

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Q: Why is lolicon of sin so obsessed with other ppls assholes

That's noneya business.

Q: How do you put objects up your asshole? Describe the exact process.

Q: Why is lolicon of sin so obsessed with other ppls assholes

Thank you. I glad someone brought this up.

Favorite hentai anime?

Thank you. I glad someone brought this up.

Favorite hentai anime?

You didn't answer his question.....

I'm gonna go with a classic; Wicked City.

Although it's not really much of a hentai anime.

What answer below most accurately describes your relationships with other men?

.1 BRO BRO BROBRO MY BRO BRO BROSAUCE.

.2 I haf 12 matchsteek.

. We need to go deeper. Break out the k-y

. Benji And LoS hosting a rave party in my anus.

What answer below most accurately describes your relationships with other men?

.1 BRO BRO BROBRO MY BRO BRO BROSAUCE.

.2 I haf 12 matchsteek.

. We need to go deeper. Break out the k-y

. Benji And LoS hosting a rave party in my anus.

Useless question because the last option is logically dominant over all others.

Q: Why do you stick things up your asshole?

Q: Why do you stick things up your asshole?

Because I can.

Q: Why do you want to know?

Because I can.

Q: Why do you want to know?

I'm a proctology student and I'm writing an essay.

Q: At what time of the day do you usually stick things up your asshole?

I'm a proctology student and I'm writing an essay.

Q: At what time of the day do you usually stick things up your asshole?

Usually around noon. I have a sambuca bottle that has this whole sundial thing going on when it's in there.

Q: Are you willing to stick things in your anus for fun?

No. I'd be such a boring gay person.

Q: If you could shove your head up your asshole, what would you find?

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Q: If you could shove your head up your asshole, what would you find?

Darkness, I suppose.
And then, I get eaten by a grue.

Q: Suppose you get your head into your asshole, you crawl all the way through your digestive system, and come out of your mouth. Would that create a Droste effect?

Q: Suppose you get your head into your asshole, you crawl all the way through your digestive system, and come out of your mouth. Would that create a Droste effect?

Not unless you can find a way to perpetuate the effect. You could do it if you were the stretchy doctor guy from the Fantastic Four. Or a walking talking version of photoshop.

Q: Would you slam a book on your testicles for my amusement?

Q: Would you slam a book on your testicles for my amusement?

Only if they were placed firmly on your forehead, Mags.

Q: Would you ever have sex with a clone of yourself?

Q: Would you ever have sex with a clone of yourself?

I'm not exactly the most handsome chap around, so no.
I dig my hairy ass crack though.

Q: Have you ever tried to play snooker with dicks as cues, testicles as balls, and assholes as holes?

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