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Answer the question above then ask another for the next poster. Has to be something related to porn or sex.
(ie: last doujin you read, would you ever, what's your favorite, etc)

Question: Which is hotter, an innocent loli or a slut loli?

Is it true that anyone who has seen Marien's face has an increased chance on erectile dysfunction by the age of 40?

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Is it true that a picture of Marien is used to represent an American on North Korean propaganda posters?

Is it true that Queen Marien went to the doctor's office to get a hernia fixed up only to wind up with AIDS? Is it also true that after this happened Queen Marien tried to sue the hospital for malpractice, lost the suit and then got raped by the judge, jury and executioner?

Consider a hypothetical situation with three persons, A, B and C. A tells B he will pay him money for video footage of B sexually molesting C. B agrees to do this, but then B discovers what type of private parts C really has, and runs back to A. B apologizes to A for changing his mind and he tells him why, whereafter A says "Oh, really?" and runs to C. C now sexually molests A and they both enjoy it thoroughly.

Which of these three persons has the highest chance of being Marien?

I'm going to say B since it's the only one that didn't have intercourse.

How is it possible for Queen Marien to be both a vegetarian and suck cock?

This post has been edited by radixius: Apr 9 2013, 13:16

Oh noes looks like I enter wrong thread. Pardon me

Could it be that the true cause of the US debt crisis is because of Marien manipulating the state into paying for his plastic surgery?

Remember Obama is privileged to call marien his friend.

If queen marien spontaneously exploded alone in a rainforest, would anyone hear it?

Or actually care about it?

How did Queen Marien go back in time and, as Pontius Pilate, murder our beloved lord and savior?

I thought the Queen Marien sank after hitting a dickberg?

The people that want this forum to suck less people. All two of them.

How miserable they must be to go so low as to autistic level trolling, spamming two whole pages of the same shit. You guys really like me don't you?

Anyway, the last legitimate on topic was:

Answer:

Debaucherous orgy if I am extremely horny {more often}. Intimate if I want to build up the sensitivity~ {less often}.

Question:

If you could cum on any body part, what would it be?

How miserable they must be to go so low as to autistic level trolling, spamming two whole pages of the same shit. You guys really like me don't you?

Anyway, the last legitimate on topic was:

Allow me to say that I'm legitimately autistic and I find their shit talk to be of pointless and pathetic in quality. Calling that 'trolling' is like calling a punch in the face a threat. (Wherein threat implies some kind of subtlety)

Back to the topic, I have to say hands. Jizz on the hands is just... I don't know, but it turns me on.

Question: When a penis is present in porn (or hentai obviously) do you prefer it to be of a more normal length, or one of the impossible vag destroying types?

Thread needs blakfayt questions now, methinks.

Thread needs blakfayt questions now, methinks.

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How many Mariens does it take to replace blakfayt?

I'm done.

Oh, the bullying... All this overflowing love... Remembers me school

If you find 20$ in the pockets of your pants AFTER you're done washing it, are you a money launderer?