Since a handful of individuals mistook the "report" button as the "summon-the-mod-to-close-my-shit-threads-because-I-said-so" function, I will just leave this here:
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You cannot pick and choose when and where moderation happens in this forum.
If you do not want to use a thread anymore, stop posting in it, stop reading it.
Do not use the report function to request thread closure.
If you do not wish seeing a "garbage" thread floating around, then try not to create the said thread in the first place.
Attempting to force closure by posting or editing thread content that is against the forum rules will simply get you banned (and we will leave the thread open to spite you).
Now that we got this out of the way, happy shitposting/complaining/whining/whatever I guess.