[X] My Assistant

Let's Go, Brandon!

CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

Just as long as you don't call me fat and threaten me with a push up contest again

None of the reports have won a push up contest, thats why they don't get to ask questions.

Foolish reporters.


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HAHA AHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAAHAH

Joe Biden found a disabled man called Brandon and did a photo shoot with him.

Joe Biden: Who is this Brandon guy? He's got real moxie, get him out here to meet me.

[www.independent.co.uk] https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/am...r-b1943735.html

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Oct 24 2021, 06:03

Just as long as you don't call me fat and threaten me with a push up contest again

"I DO NOT RECALL SAYING SUCH THINGS, FRIEND."


"SUCH THINGS ARE NOT INDICATIVE TO HOW ONE WOULD SPEAK TO A FRIEND."



"AND SINCE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I HAVE ADDRESSED YOU AS SUCH, YOU ARE THEREFORE SOMEONE I WOULD NOT SPEAK TO IN SUCH A WAY BECAUSE THEY ARE MY FRIEND, FRIEND."


''UNLESS YOU WERE AT ONE POINT NOT MY FRIEND?"



"WHICH I CAN ASSURE YOU IS CLEARLY NO LONGER AN ISSUE, FRIEND!"

Jed Brandon used $455k of tax payer money to build a wall around his beach house to keep the poors and colored folk out.

I thought people were joking...

who

You got me excited about ¡Jeb!

I'd rather have low energy jeb than pedo vibes joe.

FRIEND FRIEND.FRIEND FRIEND, FRIEND FRIEND? FRIEND!

Poor Jeb. Rejected for being low energy, then people voted in a potato. He was before his time.

I think it's just because the bar dropped significantly in the last few years to being "not clinton and not obviously narcissistic."

Also "not anyone who questions the status quo," because I guess we want this to continue or something.

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"AH, PING PING, YOU SMELL LOVELY. LIKE PREPUBESCENT INNOCENCE AND EGG ROLLS. MMM... RELAX SMOL BBY MULAN, YOUR MAMA AND BABA AND EXTENDED CHING CHONGED FAMILY ARE TOTALLY COOL WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP AS LONG AS I STAY ABOVE THE NECK."

Joe Biden is the creator of the Virgin Boy Egg

"HI THERE FRIENDS, I'M HERE PAINTING CHINK BOY PISS EGGS WITH A GARY BUSEY IMPERSONATOR WITH REASONABLY HUMAN TEETH. HOW FUN! AH NAH, JUST KIDDING HAHA IT'S JUST SOME SMELLY OLD TURD I GOT IN MY NOSE YEARS AGO AND CANT SEEM TO WIPE OFF."

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Oct 25 2021, 14:56

Jill Biden is probably running the country right now

Jesus Christ how horrifying!

Jill Biden is probably running the country right now

Jesus Christ how horrifying!

I mean... that would explain a lot.


Wait what? I thought you were joking when you said that shitting Lets go Brandon rap got to number one on itunes for a while....

Lets go brandon is unironically being banned by youtube, google, facebook and twitter now.

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For medical misinformation or some shit

boo-urns is the more appropriate simpsons comparison here, but either works.

boo-urns is the more appropriate simpsons comparison here, but either works.

That joke has already been made and was about as weak and disappointing as Biden's sex drive during a head cold.

"As one computer said if you are on the train, and they say Portal Bridge, you know you better make other plans" - Biden

Can't argue with that.

That joke has already been made and was about as weak and disappointing as Biden's sex drive during a head cold.

Biden wasn't trying to touch the women inappropriately he is just a close communicator who is emotive with his hands.



edit: They had to remove part of the IRS scheme to audit all the poor and tax the cash economy of gig workers by auditing every account with a $600 dollar transaction.

So they are proposing taxing unrealized capital gains.... like if you are a home owner... and your house value appreciates, you will owe tax that year..... even if you haven't sold it...




"Eat the middle class and crush the poor" Joe Biden apparently

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Oct 27 2021, 09:50