Cast: 1 Male, 95+ years old, balding, looks like Gorbachev.

He is flanked by two mirrors designed to make him look like a triplet group. He throws his voice when one of his reflections on his left and right speak. He speaks with a mixture of Mr. Burn's voice but in the Mid-Atlantic accent.

One wears a crown, one has a moustache, one has a cigarette holder and a cowboy hat.

He faces the audience who are in the role of the innkeeper.

Setting: A lone inn downtown Prague. Tumbleweeds or homeless people rolling in the wind.

Man 1: Ahoy Ahoy Ahoy Ahoy Ahoy Ahoy!

Man 2: Ahem, it's Ahoj Ahoj Ahoj!

Man 3: Yes indeed, we have come to say AHOJ!

The first man turns to the left with a subtle wink.

Man 2: We wish to spread our ummm what was it?

Man 3: Our way of life!

Man 1: Indeed our way of life!

The three men bow.

Man 2: We wish to know-

Man 1: Oh yes we wish to know!

All three men: Can we please tell you the joys of renouncing the ways of mankind, of renouncing the comforts of the bed, of renouncing the ways of the mainstream!

Man 3: We have wandered far and distant, and placed out savings into a joint account.

All three men: Please do join our wandering band of young lads. We love you, and your parents, and your friends.
Join us in free love!


-End scene 1


Okay guise I need help coming up with the rest.