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QUOTE(Adhinferno Bloodmoon @ Sep 26 2022, 17:02) *

What should I give for my Nephew's Childbirth Gift


That depends on how close you are to your nephew and how good you are with kids.
If it's just an obligation, some disposable diapers- a box of the smallest you can find and then a box of the next size up, because babies grow very quickly.
If it's someone who's "important to you," a nice soft blanket/comforter.
See if you can have one embroidered with the birthdate

If your nephew is "important" and the child will be also--
*AND* you're good with kids, make up a half dozen babysitting certificates redeemable for whenever nephew+partner need their *away time*
Be ready to feed, change diapers, play with and entertain.
If you're not serious about it, don't do this. If you *are* serious about it, let them know you mean for them to use the certificates.

Or fuck just get him a PlayStation or something


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Well...... I figure you're still gonna be here like the rest of us:
lookin' for High-strokability cartoon schoolgirls in the clutches of large throbbing tentacles
spewing long, ropy jets of thick, hot spooge across their flat, hard-nippled chests,
down their frightened, gasping throats and into their tiny, clutching anuses again and again and again...
'til they learn no other existence but to serve their alien, cum-gushing master...

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(wait, did that come out out loud? Ahhh, shit.)

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<----- Hey, can I trade two cookies for a loli-pop?
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post Today, 11:13
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QUOTE(elda88 @ Sep 25 2022, 08:58) *

It is my hope that something bad happens to Hannah Verona's daughter. Only then justice is served.


Ooooh! Me! Me! Me! Pick Meeeee!
Wait... How old is she? (The daughter, I mean)


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Well...... I figure you're still gonna be here like the rest of us:
lookin' for High-strokability cartoon schoolgirls in the clutches of large throbbing tentacles
spewing long, ropy jets of thick, hot spooge across their flat, hard-nippled chests,
down their frightened, gasping throats and into their tiny, clutching anuses again and again and again...
'til they learn no other existence but to serve their alien, cum-gushing master...

-------------
(wait, did that come out out loud? Ahhh, shit.)

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<----- Hey, can I trade two cookies for a loli-pop?
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