The day you lose someone isn't the worst. At least you've got something to do. It's all the days they stay gone.

Who did you expect at the end of all this? God? The Devil, perhaps? No... it's just... me.

This game gave me a sweet ***** after taking me out at a fancy restaurant where it fingered my ***** in the bathroom. One of those nice bathrooms with an attendant who hands out towels and lube. But it was weird that he was staring at us the whole time. I tipped him good though.

So even if he wanted to do it, he had to attemp to put coconut with no natural adhesive on his balls, and that is not how you run a company.