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Answer the question above then ask another for the next poster. Has to be something related to porn or sex.
(ie: last doujin you read, would you ever, what's your favorite, etc)

Question: Which is hotter, an innocent loli or a slut loli?

Can't say I've ever looked at my asshole, stretched or otherwise.

Ever masturbated outdoors?

Eeeeeyup.

Do you think of Jack Sparrow whenever you think of Benji?

Lol... yea.
Really gotta visit Germany again at some point...

Do you get a boner when you wake up, go to this forum, and then read a post from magnum about how Benji looks like Jack Sparrow?

A: Nein.


Q: Was ist technodildo?

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Jul 26 2013, 15:38

Q: Was ist technodildo?

I think that's the term used for people who listen to horrible, dubstep music.

Q:You're given the opportunity to have your way sexually with one of the users on this site. Who would that lucky victim be? (Benji is off the list, btw)

I think that's the term used for people who listen to horrible, dubstep music.

Q:You're given the opportunity to have your way sexually with one of the users on this site. Who would that lucky victim be? (Benji is off the list, btw)

A: That weird dark child daughter of octopi girl, i forgot her username, she hasn't been around for a while.

Q: What countries have you been in?

Q: What countries have you been in?

I have never left the country but have been to other states in my country.


?:Who you move in with on here?
Also whoever Benji is he is off the list.

Ponifornication, as long as we don't have to have sex.

Fuck, marry, kill: pick 3 politicians.

Fuck, marry Rally, kill Slap: pick 3 politicians.

Sarah Palin, three times.

If you could pick any game or anime to receive an official, canon, high budget, hardcore hentai spin-off, what would it be?

If you could pick any game or anime to receive an official, canon, high budget, hardcore hentai spin-off, what would it be?

Official and canon? Christ, that would really ruin most things. Something like panty & stocking with garterbelt could work though. Or Berserk, since those manga basically already have some pretty sicko sex parts.

If all people of the gender of your preference were to disappear from the planet, would you ever consider fucking the other gender?
(and don't fucking say "BUT IM BI HURR")

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Jul 28 2013, 07:26

If you could pick any game or anime to receive an official, canon, high budget, hardcore hentai spin-off, what would it be?

The combination of canon & spin-off are confusing me, but if you mean game/anime get pornofied with the original source
that would be Queen's Blade, HOTD and this...

The combination of canon & spin-off are confusing me

If it's an anime, it would be like an OVA, a hentai one. Take two characters who, story wise, are known to have had sex or been in a relationship together. Make a 'spin-off' hentai series about them that goes into very graphic details.

What's the weirdest thing you've put your junk in, or have crammed inside yourself?

What's the weirdest thing you've put your junk in, or have crammed inside yourself?

Between my desk drawer.
Seriously. I fucked my desk once. Just for shits and giggles.

If you were forced to eat either a mixture of cum and fecal matter, or period, which one would you choose?

Cum has good health values and actually isn't all that terrible in taste and texture.

Imagine yourself back at school, if you could have either: half the teachers and half of the student population
shaped precisely to your tastes, or EVERY teacher and one third of the student population likewise. Which ratio would you choose?

Cum has good health values and actually isn't all that terrible in taste and texture.

And the shit too?

No, loli. Not the shit. I meant this.

Imagine yourself back at school, if you could have either: half the teachers and half of the student population
shaped precisely to your tastes, or EVERY teacher and one third of the student population likewise. Which ratio would you choose?

A: Not sure if you worded that wrong or I'm reading it wrong. But I'd take mostly students with a handful of teachers. Even though I prefer teachers in hentai, IRL most of them blegh. Teachers ages range from young to old but all students are young and in their prime. And mathematically speaking, the student population is about 20x bigger than the teacher population, so that's way more variety. [90% of 2000 students > 90% of 50 teachers]

Q: Which hell would you rather be in. One where you have to watch people have sex 24/7 and you can fap all you want, or one where you must have sex 24/7 but can never stop to rest or cum?

This post has been edited by Marien : Jul 29 2013, 09:53

Q: Which hell would you rather be in. One where you have to watch people have sex 24/7 and you can fap all you want, or one where you must have sex 24/7 but can never stop to rest or cum?

Regardless of which hell I'd rather be in, I appear to be stuck in the hell that hasn't horsewhipped you to death for your very existence.

Q: Would you stab Marien in the face with a jackhammer if you were given the opportunity?

Regardless of which hell I'd rather be in, I appear to be stuck in the hell that hasn't horsewhipped you to death for your very existence.

Q: Would you stab Marien in the face with a jackhammer if you were given the opportunity?

Access denied, you didn't answer the question and quit your bitchin'

Q: Which hell would you rather be in. One where you have to watch people have sex 24/7 and you can fap all you want, or one where you must have sex 24/7 but can never stop to rest or cum?

Access denied, you didn't answer the question and quit your bitchin'

A.the former one. Or else, you gonna be dead, so fucking dead that can never fucking ever have sex again.

Q. Suppose there is evil sorcerer comes to you, and offer you a magic power that you can turn your self into a Tentacle monster that can do what ever a Tentacle monster can do in those Hentai shit. You gain full control of your transforming (so forget about the case that you turn your self into a Tentacle monster and after that you can not go back to who you are coz it not gonna happen). In exchange, you have to give him 30% of your life.
Deal, no deal?