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What's the funniest monster name you've encountered?

The table of honour :



This post has been edited by DJNoni: May 22 2016, 19:26

While "Pedobear" isn't the most amusing name out there, noting it is required to understand why getting a "Dead Pedobear" in the exact same slot the next round was.

The Milf of Whore Street. Fits with the recent monster name event, but I don't remember seeing it there.

I thought of it after the event, was originally milf of wall street, but I upgraded it a bit last minute

Others that probably aren't taken I was thinking of

The Gay Man (The Gray Man)
The Blacked Bone (The Black Phone)
Whore Love and Thunder (Thor Love and Thunder)
Witness for the Prostitute (Witness for the Prosecution)
Braveshart (Braveheart) (This may be taken?)
The Cunt (The Hunt)
Dial M for Masochists (Dial M for Murder)
The Bridge on the River Kawaii (The Bridge on the River Kwai)
The Beer Hunter (The Deer Hunter)
Mad Max Furry Road (Mad Max: Fury Road)
The 400 Blowjobs (The 400 Blows)

I thought of it after the event, was originally milf of wall street, but I upgraded it a bit last minute

Others that probably aren't taken I was thinking of

The Gay Man (The Gray Man)
The Blacked Bone (The Black Phone)
Whore Love and Thunder (Thor Love and Thunder)
Witness for the Prostitute (Witness for the Prosecution)
Braveshart (Braveheart) (This may be taken?)
The Cunt (The Hunt)
Dial M for Masochists (Dial M for Murder)
The Bridge on the River Kawaii (The Bridge on the River Kwai)
The Beer Hunter (The Deer Hunter)
Mad Max Furry Road (Mad Max: Fury Road)
The 400 Blowjobs (The 400 Blows)

Well there's also Goodfella(tio)s and Vaginal/Anal Destination (Final Destination).

A few days ago, I encountered Toilet Paper Dragon.

Not quite as lyrical as Mental Emmental Elemental, but a high quality example of how to build a (politically motivated) word play.

Needs a Peerlesssss2 Pork Sword.

Simple, and yet terrifying to many: Men Discussing Sports

Was defeated before I could scan it, but I salute the trainer!

porkupine

YOU CANT SEE ME

Well... Apparently I can

There's a family of these dubiously self aware monsters:

Scanning You Cant See Me Too...
HP: 78470 / 83000 MP: 74% SP: 64%
Monster Class: Dragonkin, Power Level 2003
Monster Trainer: Isekai

And another monster for my "jokes specific to Hentaiverse" classification, and it's as specific as it can possibly get:

Scanning Hentaiverse...
HP: 45180 / 93944 MP: 30% SP: 5%
Monster Class: Giant, Power Level 2250
Monster Trainer: Isekai
Melee Attack: Crushing

With Special attacks:
Buy GP
Waste GP

Monster names haven’t made me laugh in recent days. There have been a couple of name combinations during one round that have made me smile, though. Too bad I didn’t write them down. (One was something like Bwabwa and Bnabna side by side.)

And then, the one that made me smile because I hadn’t encountered it in a long time... I guess one could say I had missed it...

The cutest monster I’ve ever encountered in the Hentaiverse: So Littele So Small.

I hereby present a request to you, Noni, Shank, and others capable of organizing and sponsoring. Why not arrange an event celebrating the cutest* monster names?

I imagine it like us players bringing up our favorites, then a jury of experts picking the winners and those worth honorable mentions. Prizes go to those who nominated the best ones, and also to those who came up with the names in the first place. (But that is just one possibility. You guys do as you see fit.)


*To you hardcore old-school weeaboos wapanese: cute is an English term for kawaii.

I missed scanning it, and only caught one attack, but I love the word play here:

Conspiracy Theist uses Judgement Strike.

Marie Antoinette uses 001

It should be "Let them eat cake". Accidentally guillotined her while I was trying to scan.