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What's the funniest monster name you've encountered?

The table of honour :



This post has been edited by DJNoni: May 22 2016, 19:26

"Female Teacher In Miniskirt" is should be Epion's minion. He has a whole set of different stereotype sexy girls in miniskirts.
But I have checked his shop and have not found this monster in his list. Very strange...
I guess there is maybe two explanation - this girl is enslaved by Epion and he just not updated his list in shop, or we have another "chicks in miniskirt"-lover here ^^"

thanks for the table, version365! I volunteer to keep it updated, and I will put it in the first post.

Ohhhhh. I used to meet funny monster names in low PLs.
Too bad I've thrown away the list of monsters I've met, but I still remember things like:
Vending Machine (with the attack "sharp corner")
Toilet's Door (or something like that), with an attack "Toe crushing"
Laplace Theorem

But now I KO monsters so fast that I don't even read any name anymore. Though some would deserve to be deleted, as they're quite offensive.

Though some would deserve to be deleted, as they're quite offensive.

I too encountered a monster named 'motherfucking monster' or something like that.. I don't remember the full name, but it has motherfucking in the name..

@DJNoni

Don't put more than 4 columns in your table, users with small screens would have to scroll horizontally!
Or, maybe reduce the column width..

done

Edit: Just found Maggi



This post has been edited by version365: Apr 16 2016, 08:54

Also quite good: "Is It In Yet"

Also quite good: "Is It In Yet"

Destroyer of self esteem
Oh wow, I got an idea for a monster's name

Destroyer of self esteem
Oh wow, I got an idea for a monster's name

You have a good chance making it to the Table Of Honour with that one! Let us know when its "alive"

You have a good chance making it to the Table Of Honour with that one! Let us know when its "alive"

I just created it

Also quite good: "Is It In Yet"

I like that too, it teases the player back

I see it somewhat rarely though. Last time I saw it I tried to let it use some skills on me to see what they are. Unfortunately the monster didn't have time to unleash any skills on me before I had killed all the other monsters and it was time to see if my Rapier would make it feel like something is in.

I bet there are many creative monster names in the lower Powerlevels since have never seen some of the names mentioned here. Too bad those low PL monsters rarely see combat and only new players will see them.

Also some good monster name discussion starting here.

"Female Teacher In Miniskirt" is should be Epion's minion. He has a whole set of different stereotype sexy girls in miniskirts.
But I have checked his shop and have not found this monster in his list. Very strange...
I guess there is maybe two explanation - this girl is enslaved by Epion and he just not updated his list in shop, or we have another "chicks in miniskirt"-lover here ^^"

I just did not update the pick in my WTS.
She is indeed one of mine. My 25th
Humanoid and like all my humanoids a school related theme.
As for her skill. Hue hue hue. I'm sure that you will find education to be... delicious

Morbidly Obese Autistic Pony uses shut up I lost 10 pounds, and hits you for 479 crushing damage

Chinese Communist Party has been defeated!

Table of Honour updated - thanks to all contributers!

This post has been edited by DJNoni: Apr 19 2016, 15:48

Last time I saw it I tried to let it use some skills on me to see what they are.

16 7 Is It In Yet has been defeated.
16 6 Is It In Yet uses AAAAA. You block the attack.

I have to say I'm a little disappointed

Neighborhood Stalker by treesloth

Saw a "Wikified Joe"

I'll have to admit that it made me chuckle.

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